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RHINOTILLEXOMANIA - AKA: Nose picking or "Snotus-Diggis-Outum". Even Sec Clinton knows that when the Dems destroy the value of the dollar, you should invest in gold.

MICHELLE : "THIS MAN DOESN'T TAKE A DAY OFF." - 11 weekends in a row that Obama has gone golfing.His 14th outing this year and the 72nd of his presidency.

OBAMA IN 2006: -

LIBERALISM - a picture paints a thousand words

TAGS: every picture tells a story
Rating: 3.86/5

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thatmfguy - April 11, 2013, 1:24 pm
You mean there's fish under this ice??? Why are they not being taxed!?!?!

"Intelligent" Design -

CONSPIRACY - This article is proof that "Birthers" were conspiring against Barack Obama long before he considered a bid for the presidency!

PRESIDENTIAL HURRICANES - This is how our founding fathers view our liberal presidents in terms of the destruction to our nation

Political scandal? -


Biden logic -


" SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVAH ! " - Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.


If liberals have their way -


SOCIALISM - "Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it." ~ Thomas Sowell

OCCUPY WALL STREET - someone is thinking like the Tea Party

" WIENERGATE " - Weiner: “Maybe It Will Turn Out That This Is The Point Of al-Qaeda’s Sword”


WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS - To be self-evident....

THE INTELLIGENT CHOICE - Isn't that a contradiction?

CARD CARRYING LIBERAL - Believe it or not, most of us can tell already that most liberals are certifiable without having to show their credentials!

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Rumor has it Barney was describing his boyfriend during the military hearings on gays in the military, and the session was ended rather abruptly with "Don't Ask, Don't tell" as policy.

TAGS: don t ask don t tell
Rating: 3.67/5

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FLOTUS WILL TELL US WHAT TO EAT - I would say that is like the pot calling the kettle... well, I don't want to be called a racist, so lets just say those who live in glass houses should not throw stones!

PROPAGANDA, WHAT PROPAGANDA? - Joseph Goebbel's catchphrase,sound familiar?

ANATOMY - Most of us have a basic grasp of it But some of us st ill have t rouble tying our shoes

THE STORY TELLER - Made from lies and deceit

DREAM ACT: FAIL - Just in: Dream Act Fails Round One in the Senate. Where will Harry stick it next?

GOOD POLICY - Don't ask don't tell

Dana Loesch -

Liberal Science Deniers -

2014 Was NOT The Warmest Year Ever -

TAGS: climate change hoax global warming scam junk science al gore ipcc nasa urban heat island effect satellite temperatures
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 21, 2015, 11:18 pm
You forgot to account for the "data adjustment: that turned a cooling trend into a warming trend.

only an intellectual... -

Stupid Things Liberals Say -

TAGS: stupid things liberals say rosie odonnell 911 truther progressive democrat intelligence
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - August 6, 2015, 1:02 am
The actual maximum burning temperature of a Jet-A fuel (standard jet fuel type in U.S.) is 980 deg. Celsius while the temperature at which it does not melt, but its eutectic point at which it loses strength is around 703 Celsius
Libertas - August 6, 2015, 12:59 am
Geeze, how did the railroads get built? Did Carnegie extrude the steel out of his b%tt?

PB&J deemed offensive -

TAGS: micro reality micro progressivism micro intelligence challenged
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - May 14, 2016, 5:22 pm
How can PB be offensive to the liberal school system??? It was invented by George Washington Carver, a black man.
fauxnews - May 12, 2016, 12:27 pm
Curlyrocks - May 12, 2016, 10:59 am
Offensive because it's an American tradition, or offensive because some kids throat may swell up and kill them? A little context would be nice here.

Global Warming Alarmists' New Claim: Satellites Are Lying -

TAGS: global warming hoax satellite temperature data climate change scam junk science the pause warmists alarmists hysterians ipcc nasa al gore john christy deniers skeptics greenies green religion eco fascism
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calron - February 12, 2016, 2:12 am
There is also the U.S. Climate Reference Network USCRN witch [sic] is supposed to be so accurate that its numbers never need adjusting. It shows a declaine in US temp where the adjusted number show an increase.

Free the Bowdoin Boycotters! -

Homer Simpson On Obama And Biden -

Biden's Test Results -

Diminishing Returns -

Karl Marx: The Greatest Intellectual Fraud Of The 19th & 20th Centuries -

Google his name for a good laugh -

TAGS: rick santorum intelligent design denier
Rating: 4.38/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 5:12 pm
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 5:11 pm
*tag* Know your roll, Rebecca X-D www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlYRJOW-JD4
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 5:09 pm
*tag* D'amn right, Hulkster. Tag-team wrestling FTW! :)
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 5:06 pm
*tag* What she said. X-D
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:49 pm
Uh, thank you? lol Don't ever change, jobber. WE like you just the way you are. :)
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:48 pm
...Your latest conspiracy theory is we're all part of a tag team federation of libs trying to throw you out of the ring.But every Pro-Wrestling soap opera needs its heel.In your quest to takeout Faux (e.g's#77067-#77069),you volunteered to be our "jobber"
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:40 pm
As for the rest,changing your composure now and your tactics dont erase or cover up your dozens of prior rageful comments,as much as you wish you could.The internet's nice that way,hun :) It was clear u blew your top over this site,and ruled by your anger
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:34 pm
Speaking of falsehoods - Meltdowns like #76630 and #76712 (and many like them) are proof against your Point Three.
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:32 pm
Speaking of falsehoods - Comments like #76846, and #76876 (and many like them) are proof against your Point Two.
rebeccaolsen - June 11, 2015, 4:30 pm
Speaking of falsehoods - Your emotional angry meltdown in #76992 is proof against your Point One.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 4:24 pm
It's a cheap ploy to use the false but.tons claim to distract from an argument, but commonly used by people here who can't put up a sound argument.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 4:22 pm
pushed on this site. I don't take it seriously enough to allow that to happen.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 4:22 pm
There are a few falsehoods in your comment: 1. I don't hate science, I use science to dispel bogus arguments where people like you claim theories are anything other than conjecture. 2. I don't troll anyone, I get trolled 3. My but.tons have never been
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 3:38 pm
cheers, EM. Have a good one X-D
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 3:38 pm
And,again,how does that(or really, anything you’ve been saying)change anything,or the fact that you blew it?LOL You hate science and use it to troll others you dont like.People like me see through it ;-) SO WHAT if that pushes your bu.ttons? Not my prob
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:40 pm
He represents everything that is wrong with the human race, in my opinion.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:35 pm
cheers, fauxnews. Have a good one ;-)
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:35 pm
propositions that are regarded as reporting matters of actual fact.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:34 pm
See your comments #76594, #76587, #76573, #76570 where you continuously called MMCC a theory. Dictionary definition of theory: a proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural and subject to experimentation, in contrast to well-established
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 1:17 pm
Cheers Zeitguy. Have a good one, mate. ;-)
fauxnews - June 11, 2015, 1:17 pm
What's funny, Zeit, is that because deniers are unable to understand the science,they think it invalidates it.What it does validate,however,is their inability(unwillingness?)to expand the understanding of the planet they live on (bubble they live in?) :-)
Zeitguy - June 11, 2015, 12:08 pm
And the whole frothy mix thing is very disconcerting. :)
Zeitguy - June 11, 2015, 12:00 pm
And BTW Rick Santorum is a complete imbecile and represents everything that is wrong with the Republican Party. (But that is just an opinion.)
Zeitguy - June 11, 2015, 11:38 am
I'm guessing you are confusing scientific theory with conjecture. A commin ploy used to deny that which is non conforming to your preconceived conceptions.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 11:24 am
Are you saying that it's no longer a theory?
Zeitguy - June 11, 2015, 11:17 am
The one side of the overwhelming scientific community is settled. Idiot politicians and gullible pundits act like there still is a debate.
ipaprime - June 11, 2015, 9:51 am
I said there is no proof on either side. But it seems one side considers the science "settled". HMM where have we heard that refrain from?
guest818 - June 10, 2015, 11:14 am
I just caught your title - "Google his name for a good laugh" I looked up the definition of his name and it is indeed funny (i.e. joke) ^_^
Zeitguy - June 10, 2015, 9:57 am
Ah the tired argument of no proof of existence. The fall back illogical discourse when there is no evidence. I believe in Thor, prove me wrong.
ipaprime - June 10, 2015, 9:15 am
There is no "proof" against or for intelligent design just opinions.